finally a way to get back at the corporate giant

i thought this was kinda funny...Tchao/Smith and I could have used this in 4A and 4B as our wallpaper of F.U. letters was getting quite large.

Dear Mr/Ms_______,

Thank you for your letter of February 3. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a Summer position in your Division. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this June.

I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee